Women's Favorite email of the year

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Subject: Women's Favorite email of the year
Subject: Email of the year
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:  "Dear
Lord: I go to
 work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home.  I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her
body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next
morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their
lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry
cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make
a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the e bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,
vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.  Ran to the
school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on
the way home.  Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and
watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.
At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love that
he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and
said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to
envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.  Please, oh
please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you
have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things
back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.  You got pregnant
last night."
Voted Women's Favorite Email of the Year
Sent by David Ingram who received it from Vancouver’s favourite
female, Gillian Campbell otherwise know as Diamond Lil or
Klondike Kate
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