2008 Contract
After serious & cautious consideration, your contract of
friendship has
been renewed for the New Year 2008!
It was a very hard decision to make. So try not to screw it
up!!!
My Wish for You in 2008:
* May peace break into your house and may
thieves come to steal your debts.
* May the pockets of your jeans become a
magnet for $100 bills.
* May love stick to your face like Vaseline
and may laughter assault your lips!
* May your clothes smell of success like
smoking tires and may happiness slap
you across the face!
* May your tears be that of
joy.
* May the problems you had forget your
home address!
In simple words .....May 2008 be the best year of your
life!!!
