STEVE walks into a doctor's office. The receptionist asks him what he has.
STEVE says, "Shingles." So she writes down his name address, medical insurance number and tells him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide comes out and asks STEVE what he has.
STEVE says, "Shingles." So she writes down his height, weight, has him fill out a complete medical history, then tells STEVE to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse comes in and asks STEVE what he has.
STEVE says, "Shingles." The nurse gives STEVE a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and tells STEVE to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor comes in saying, "So, STEVE what brings you here today?" STEVE says, "I've got shingles."
Where, the doctor asks ?"