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History Lesson

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david says "Thanks to Klondike Kate for this one which I haven't seen since Joe Clark was Prime Minister."

History Lesson


Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters and gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter.

The 2 most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into 2 distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives.
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Shingles ... an adult form of chicken Pox and verrryy painful

General News STEVE walks into a doctor's office. The receptionist asks him what he has.

STEVE says, "Shingles." So she writes down his name address, medical insurance number and tells him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide comes out and asks STEVE what he has.
STEVE says, "Shingles." So she writes down his height, weight, has him fill out a complete medical history, then tells STEVE to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse comes in and asks STEVE what he has.

STEVE says, "Shingles." The nurse gives STEVE a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and tells STEVE to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor comes in saying, "So, STEVE what brings you here today?" STEVE says, "I've got shingles."

Where, the doctor asks ?"
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Canada's Govt.-Authorized Royalty Checks Can Ensure UR MONEY

General News David,

Do you know anything about this scheme or scam?

http://www.agora-inc.com/reports/TWP/ETWPFB10/?o=194017&u=2429685&l=781476

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Ask the Doctor

Having taken my second Saturday off since Xmas and gone fro a 3 hour bike ride (two bridges) around Vancouver from 11:00 to 3:00 (well, we did stop to eat) today when the thermometer hit 38 degrees celsius (over 100 F) I came home to find three versions of this in my mailbox. I was out there trying to get in shape and only stopped once going up the rather smallish hill on the Burrard bridge. I was out there trying to get in shape while enjoying myself, but maybe someone is trying to tell me something. ingram